I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
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can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
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Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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