Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
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"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
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my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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