She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
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