Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
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by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
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Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
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