I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
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Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
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Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
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