i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
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