It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Randomize
