did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
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when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
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never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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