Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
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riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
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stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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