I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
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and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
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I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
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