I met the friendliest cop last night
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
If its not for food we ain't going out.
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