I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
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how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
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Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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