You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
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There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
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I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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