You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
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oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
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You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
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