D3 body, D1 cock
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
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nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
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She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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