Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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