You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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