haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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