Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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