dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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