We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
sex in a hospital.. check
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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