So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
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For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
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What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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