If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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