from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
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