I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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