we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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