bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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