I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
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I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
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It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
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