nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
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I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
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Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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