everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I just found puke in my bra..
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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