My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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