How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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