Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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