A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
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