Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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