Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
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we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
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Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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