we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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