just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
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