is your mom at the bar?
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
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His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
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The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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