I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
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shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
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Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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