These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
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I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
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Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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