dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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