I don't think brook has ever known best
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
I see more hoeing in ur future
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