so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
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Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
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Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
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