Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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