hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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