i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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