I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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