Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Randomize
