If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
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