Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
Randomize
