just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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