This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Boobs speak an international language.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Randomize
