I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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