she smelled like a LAN party
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
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Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
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It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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