When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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