just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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