this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
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