btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
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she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
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Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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