Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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